a Dirty little secret

Movies aren’t supposed to be realistic; I fully realize that. But some things just can’t go unnoticed. There’s a certain human factor that must be considered when working on these horror films. In particular, a few things about the Friday The 13th Franchise drive me absolutely insane.  These sequels are already up against it. TheyContinue reading “a Dirty little secret”

Star Wars Characters

Gee oh Gee, what a surprise! The illogical conquistador has decided to grace the Express Yourself Freely Blog with yet another one of his shitty opinions. Conquistador, I knew Obi-Wan Kenobi was your man candy, but this crap takes it to a whole new level. To claim that Revan, not Lord Vader, is the greatestContinue reading “Star Wars Characters”

Izzy Stomps Paulo Costa at UFC 253

I had mixed feelings coming into UFC 253. I thought the Israel Runnersanya bit that Paulo Costa and his team came up with was great. Paulo Costa was talking all this smack, talking about how he was going to punch Izzy’s skinny ribs and overwhelm the champion with his powerful punches. Adesanya’s last fight againstContinue reading “Izzy Stomps Paulo Costa at UFC 253”

The Legend Continues to grow

Gardner Minshew II began the 2020 campaign on fire. He threw three touchdowns in the Jaguars season opener as he helped lead his team to victory over the Colts. His week three followup? Over 300 yards passing and three more touchdowns in a losing effort against the Titans. All I heard about was how TheContinue reading “The Legend Continues to grow”

Exposing Mace Windu

Exposing the Checkered Past of Mace Windu… Not that long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… Mace Windu could hardly contain his jealousy as Qui-Gon Jinn explained how Anakin Skywalker is indeed the Chosen One. Only a Sith deals in absolutes and Mace Windu absolutely despisedContinue reading “Exposing Mace Windu”

Return of the man movie

There may be hope for my dad, after all. After the pathetic display that was my old man willingly watching The Notebook, without any kind of request from my mother, strictly relying on the recommendation of my sister, who we all know (it’s common knowledge within the family) only likes shitty chick flicks, I decidedContinue reading “Return of the man movie”

How Sylvester Stallone’s Career was revived

This post is the sole opinion of the author. There are no evidence or facts to support the opinion that follows. Welcome, and thank you for reading the Express Yourself Freely Blog.Today, I’d like to talk about how Denis Leary single-handedly revived Sylvester Stallone’s career. How did this happen, you may ask? The answer isContinue reading “How Sylvester Stallone’s Career was revived”

Rogue Warriors -Part two- The Saga Continues

Rogue Warriors Part 2: The Escape What if the battle Qui Gon and Obi-Wan had with Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace never happened?What if Qui Gon ditched Obi-Wan and grabbed a nine-year-old Anakin Skywalker and hijacked Queen Amidala’s ship when she left Coruscant to return to Naboo? Not that long ago, in a galaxyContinue reading “Rogue Warriors -Part two- The Saga Continues”

Sabotaging The Chosen One

Not too long ago, in a galaxy that resides inside his head… An Angry Star Wars Fan Theory… Qui-Gon Jinn was the ONLY Jedi who could’ve stopped Darth Sidious. Qui-Gon Jinn was the ONLY Jedi that stood a chance of stopping one Darth Sidious from rising to power and taking control of the entire galaxy.Continue reading “Sabotaging The Chosen One”